In honor of Bohemian Rhapsody being released in theatres, here’s a compilation of Rami Malek acting his absolute heartout in the mid-2000s sitcom that didn’t deserve him
up late thinking about the fact that craig ferguson hosted a late night show where his sidekick was a robot skeleton named geoff built by grant imahara, and he and the robot were in a band called ass möde, and he never asked his guests any actual scripted questions, and intermittently at random he’d ring a doorbell and scream who’s that at the door and everyone would have to drop everything to dance while two men in a horse costume frolicked through the set, and he ended interviews by asking guests if they wanted to try playing the harmonica or just sit in awkward silence for a minute, and if they could actually play he’d ceremoniously present them with a golden harmonica, and one time he won a peabody for his interview with desmond tutu, and he just did that for like nine very weird years
i just remembered that geoff had a feud with kristin bell, that also happened
Bill Skarsgard really out here trying to be the new goth heartthrob with his big-ass eyes and weird-ass movies and tv shows and roots in the dark Scandinavian north coming from a legacy family of dramatic artistes and waxing poetic in interviews about the nature of the soul and the allure of horror and shit and motherfucker, I am HERE for it? Johnny Depp let us down y’all, it’s about damn time we got a new hauntingly beautiful icon playing the vampires and demons and serial killers in the movies we love and busting out legit poetry in magazines about how for some, the night is an escape into another world as opposed to a terrifying and alien place, like goddamn Bill I see you.
